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Lawyer jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Cow jokes

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

"What's going on?" she yells out the window.

"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

Gynecologist jokes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it but can't eat it.

Ugly jokes

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.

An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"

He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"

Bird jokes

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.

Sex jokes

An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldier, "why is that camel there?"

The soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges."

A month later the Captian has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?"

"No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!"

Woman jokes

Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Penis jokes

What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Burglar jokes

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.

He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes."

He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses."

The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".

Number jokes

Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.



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